30
Darling
Buds Of May
“I followed the ruddy film company round
for two months last year like a bloody sheep, Jim,” said Ann wearily, “isn’t
that enough—”
Apparently it wasn’t. When the shouting had
died down a bit Tony said uncomfortably: “Jim, if she really doesn’t wanna do
it, I could just take pi—”
He shouted about that, too, so they both
just agreed meekly to do it jointly.
“The second one’s in London,” Mr Hopkins
then said cheerfully. “The paper won’t spring for that, I’m afr—”
“Shut UP, Jim!” shouted Tony.
Ann had gone very red. “It’s okay, Tony, he
didn’t mean anyth—”
“Not flaming half! Well, if he didn’t,
that’s just as bad! What ruddy world do you live in, Jim?”
“Eh? Look, I said you could have a stretch
of paternity leave in the unlikely event Kirrian feels lively enough to get
back to work in the next—”
“Not that! And drop dead!” Very red in the
face, Tony grabbed Ann’s arm and marched her out.
“Um, sorry,” he then said.
Yeah. So was she. “Uh—yeah. Thanks. No,
well, he does live in a world of his own… What in God’s name does he expect me
to write?” she burst out. “I mean, a premiere’s a premiere, whaddelse
can ya say?”
“Um, dunno. Um… write about who designed their
gear?” he offered dubiously.
Ann sighed. “I suppose.”
“Anyway, it isn’t till June,” he said
kindly. “Wouldn’t even be summer there yet, would it? Like, December take away
six is June, eh?” he offered brilliantly.
Ann didn’t groan, at least it proved he
could do simple arithmetic. Heretofore she had been under the impression that
he worked entirely on the barter system. As in half his Crunchie Bar of three
weeks back equalled half her, Ann’s, rare and delicious jam donut with real jam
and almost real cream in it. “Soon enough.”
“Hey, I tell ya what it’ll be: Ole Fatty’ll
want to get the premieres in before they all start going away for their summer
holidays!”
Ann had been under the vague impression
that they all took their summer holidays in August; hadn’t that been why Lucas
Roberts had been able to come out that month? However, she didn’t argue: for
Tony, that was verging on the brilliant. “Yeah, that sounds about right. Um, ya
reckon Melanie’d be able to give me the dinkum oil on the dresses?”
“No, ’cos see, you’re the one that’s gonna
break it, Ann!”
Oh, God. He was probably right. Most
unfortunately she couldn’t generously offer to let Kirrian come along with her
to the interviews: at least, she could, but it wouldn’t work: Kirrian was now
immured in that charming townhouse they were gonna have to give up ruddy soon
with the very new product of last August’s endeavours. Little Brad. Oh, well.
Marginally preferable to Kiefer or Harrison, wasn’t it? And if ya thought “Brad
Giorgiadis” sounded slightly odd, whaddabout “Kiefer Giorgiadis”?
Brightening, she said: “Maybe Dot’ll be
back for it, whaddaya think?”
Tony debated this knotty point for some
time. ’Cos see, she was only a double, but then, on the other hand she was Lily
Rose’s cousin; and then again, Ole Fatty had been real keen on getting shots of
the three of them, hadn’t he—but then on the other hand again, Kirrian had read
in an English magazine that Euan Keel was involved with someone else, now…
Ann didn’t point out that Euan Keel and Dot
Mallory had never in fact been involved, she just let him ramble on. Then she
said: “Yeah. I tell ya who might be able to give me the gen, and that’s Rosie’s
and Dot’s cousin, Molly. ’Member—”
She didn’t need to go on: Tony had
collapsed in a sniggering fit, nodding madly. He then rushed to his desk and
brought up a digitised set of his pictures of all three Lily Roses with Euan
Keel. Kindly Ann came and admired them, not asking whether Jim knew that this
number of pics unused by the paper had got entered to the digital archives.
Naturally he then had to give a second demonstration of his new screen-saver,
which had very lately taken the place of the former screen-saver, a very lucky
shot of Lily Rose in the puce Fifties Marilyn bathers, doing up Dot’s
21st-century bikini top for her, meanwhile Molly was slipping them into that
floral 21st-century bikini of hers. Most of the males in the office were now
using it as their screen-saver; in the case of the very computer-literate ones,
clipped and enlarged and very slightly enhanced so as to be even better.
Having agreed kindly that Baby Brad looked
really cute—actually he looked like Winston Churchill with an almighty
hangover—and received a reprise of this morning’s Baby Bulletin, she was at
last enabled to totter back to her own desk. With of course the promise of even
better pics of Baby Brad to come!
Um, Molly was now working for Rosie’s Dad,
that was right. Um… Heck. Ann got out her undigitised, hand-written address
notebook. Um… no. Last August/September’s shorthand notepad? Bitter experience
had taught her not to throw the things out, you never knew when you might have
urgent need of one of those facts that had been blue-pencilled from the
official record by her august Editor. They were filed in her bottom drawer.
…Christ.
… What? This was the most complete
and utter— Ah, hah!
“Hey,” she said to Speedy Gonzales at the
next desk: “I’ve found that recipe for tree-tomato salad: want it? It’s real
simple.”
“No oil,” replied Ms Gonzales grimly.
“No, it’s got yoghurt in it. Plain yoghurt,
I sort of seem to remember… Um, must be.”
“Good. And you mean tamarillo.”
“Huh? Oh, yeah, ’course. Shall I write it—”
All right, she’d email it to her. For fuck’s sake, the girl was at the
next— Never mind. Carefully Ann typed it up and emailed it to her.
Pleasedly Speedy Gonzales printed it out,
cripes, that was a first.
“Hey, Speedy.”—The unfortunate girl had
given in on that point, because when she’d started grimly ordering them not to,
the blokes had made her life unbearable. Hand on the hip and mincing around
ordering people to call them Mary in high-pitched voices having been the least
of it.—“Can you recall what Lily Rose’s dad’s firm was called? He’s a bookie. I
don’t seem to have a note of it.”
Noting by the by that Ann was hopeless,
Speedy made a dive at her keyboard. Gee, the digitised Yellow Pages didn’t seem
to have an entry for “bookies”. She was gonna do an Internet search for “online
gambling” cross-referenced with “Sydney” but thought very much better of it,
given that the Powers-That-Be did spot-checks on people’s Internet searches.
Well, yeah, their jobs being what they were, they looked for some pretty
gruesome stuff, on occasion, but Speedy hadn't been ordered to write a piece on
Aussie online gambling, had she? Actually it might make quite an interesting
piece: Ann made a mental note.
“Ann! Pay attention! See, if we search
under ‘Lily Rose’ as the primary term in this box and restrict it by ‘Father’
in this— Ann!”
“Huh? Oh—um, right. Got it. What about
‘Family’ in that box?”
“I’ll try that next, if this doesn’t— See?”
she said smugly.
Gee, there it was, a nice bit from the
paper dating from around the time Lily Rose had come out… on her honey…
“That’s your by-line!” Speedy was crying
accusingly.
Er, yeah. So it was. “Yeah, but it was
yonks back, I can’t remember all the garbage I write. Grant & Marshall, eh?
Great. Thanks, Speedy.”
“No worries. But you could of done it
yourself,” she said smugly. “Why are you writing it down? I can just email—”
Oh,
God. But Ann let her: Line of least resistance, or something. Or was it
Anything for a quiet life? Something like that.
She and Molly had briefly renewed acquaintance
back in February at Miff’s wedding to Kenny Marshall—Ann had been there in her private
capacity and had been careful not to breathe a word of it at the office. It was
true that Pommy film directors’ ex-girlfriends were not News, unless the paper
was desperate to fill its space, but then, combined with Lily Rose’s
brother—No. Better safe than sorry. However, that had been several months back.
But Molly did remember her and didn’t mind being rung at work, so that was
okay.
That pleasant voice with a friendly smile
in it brought back that evening with poor bloody Euan Keel in his silly sarong
clear as day, and Ann found she was suggesting lunch instead of dragging what
she knew out of her over the phone. Molly didn’t think she could make it downtown
in her lunch-hour, but that was okay, Ann was real sick of the noodle bar, so
they agreed to meet at one of Molly’s local watering-holes. The lady at Micky
O’Flynn’s was nicer, she explained, but it was a bit noisy, they always had the
races on, and The Old Lion did much better lunches.
So Ann set off for Outer Woop-Woop, her
book of maps providently open on the seat beside her…
Oh, cripes! This was it, all right, and it
looked okay—well, done-up old Sydney pub, she was sure Molly’s intel that its
grilled salmon steak with almonds was lovely would be correct, but where was
she gonna park?
“Sorry!” she gasped, tottering into the
tasteful gloaming provided by peach-coloured fake oil lamps depending from
brass chains to find Molly placidly drinking mineral water at a table for two
amidst a crowd of bellowing lunchers. “Hadda wait until someone got a ticket
and then grab their spot in the interval between the cop going away—Never
mind!” she ended, collapsing onto the tasteful Federation terracotta nylon
velvet seat of the almost-real carved dining chair. “Gee, they have gone to lot
of trouble!” she added, looking round admiringly at the short, flower-patterned
frosted-glass screens and their brass railings separating the clutches of
tables, the real palms in huge brass spots, and the acres of Indonesian teak
panelling.
“Yes, it’s quite pretty. I like the green
lamps on the bar,” said Molly placidly.
Uh—yeah. Reading lamps, Ann had always
thought they were. Oh well, they looked real Federation. “Is the salmon on?” she
asked, seizing the menu.
“Yes, and there’s blackboard specials as
well. Let me get you a drink.”
“Thanks. Better make it a mineral water,
since I’m driving,” said Ann, quickly producing her wallet.
“It’s all right, I’ll get them. Uncle Jerry’s
paying me a lot,” said Molly placidly, going off to the bar.
Uh—yeah. Well, enough to buy herself some
decent clobber, clearly: she was in a very nice suit. Not your young upwardly
mobile female exec’s sober black, unlike Ms Gonzales and the thousands of
clones of her that infested downtown Sydney. It was, talking of Federation
terracotta, a soft almost-terracotta shade: pale terracotta, if you could get
that? Not tan. It really suited her: made those eyes look greener. They were,
really, much more unusual than her famous cousin’s grey-blue or even than Dot’s
very pretty blue. It was a bit of a pity that the pizzazz that characterised
Lily Rose Rayne was replaced in her by that placid calm.
“You’re looking very smart,” said Ann
nicely when she came back.
“Thanks. It’s a disguise,” said Molly with
a grin, sitting down.
An smiled. “That makes you sound very like
Dot! How is she? Have you heard from her lately?”
“Mm.” Molly raised her glass, twinkling at
her. “Good news.”
“Eh? Don’t tell me she’s gone back to that
cold fish, Lucas Roberts!”
“No. –I don’t think he is a cold fish,
really: I think he could be very passionate underneath. But it’s not him. And
it’s nothing definite—yet!” she added with a laugh.
Ann looked uncertainly at the smile. Hadn’t
Kirrian’s mag claimed that Euan Keel had a new girlfriend? Um, how wrong could
Tony’s report of Kirrian’s report— Not that wrong, no, even under the influence
of Baby Brad. But how vague could the mag have been? “Uh—well, um, don’t tell
me she and Euan—”
“No!” said Molly with her cheerful laugh.
“He was never Dot’s type, really! Rosie reckons he’s totally immersed in his
Shakespeare stuff and he’s taken up with a rising Shakespearean actress—not the
Black one he was involved with before.”
Uh—was he? Had he been? If she said so.
“Um, well, um—Is it someone I know? Not a Navy mate of John’s?”
“No. Think Greek,” said Molly on a smug
note.
“Gr—” Ann’s jaw hit the table. “David
Walsingham?” she croaked. “I admit he seemed very struck, but—but I got the
impression, uh, this was back towards the end of last year, that she wasn’t
letting herself…” She swallowed hard. “I’m very glad,” she said firmly.
“Good!” beamed Molly. “As I say, ’tisn’t
definite yet, but they do seem to have got together.”
“I’ll drink to it, anyway,” decided Ann,
drinking. “So he’s over there?”
“Yes: he had to go over to finish off the
score for the film.”
“Oh, of course!”
“Shall we order?”
Ann
peered at the blackboard menu. She was gonna need glasses very, very soon,
blast. Helpfully Molly read it out. The trout sounded good. Ooh, so did the
lamb fillets in pistachio sauce. Oh, on sweet potato purée? She didn’t much
like sweet potato… Molly settled it by saying she’d tried that, you couldn’t taste
the pistachios. Had she had the trout? She had, and she’d thought it was lovely
but Uncle Jerry had said it was a bit dry. Okay, the salmon it’d be.
They went up to the counter and put their
orders in, and on the strength of the news about Dot and David, indefinite
though it was, Ann decided they’d better have a real drink. What would Molly
fancy? Molly didn’t know much about drinks, she’d never been able to afford to
drink, she admitted cheerfully.
“That was a nice drink we had at the Big
Rock pub, that time,” she added helpfully.
Cripes, which of the many?
“It had Coke in it, but I don’t know what
else. It made the Coke taste much nicer.”
“Bundy and Coke,” said Ann limply. Okay,
call her silly, but she hadn’t been able to fancy it since. True, Bernie did
write, every so often. Well, less often, lately. About once a month, actually.
She did write back, but crikey Dick, what was there to say? An enthralling
account of her interview with a football star and his fairly new but nevertheless
very publicly betrayed wife, gallantly sticking by him? (Until the media’s
attention was off them and the prick had re-signed with his club, at which
point she’d quietly nick off to her lawyer.) His latest was that Dawlish had
thought better of making a pic which rotated between Bermuda and Iceland. Too
travel-dokko. Something like that. Ann’s latest was the interview with the
father who’d nearly drowned trying to rescue the son that had stupidly been
surf-casting in a howling gale. Yeah, well.
Back at
the table she sipped vodka, lime and lemon, and prepared to concentrate on the
food—no sense in ruining a perfectly good lunch, eh?
Once they’d got the salmon down them she
asked her what she knew about the premieres. A very odd expression came over
Molly’s round face.
“A bone?” asked Ann in alarm.
“No. Um, Dot’ll be home for the Sydney
one,” she said in a strangled voice. “She’ll have finished her database stuff
by then.”
“Oh, good! So what’s she gonna wear?
Why was the girl looking phased by this
harmless question? “She, um, she was going to wear a silvery dress, um,
well, based on one they made Rosie wear, I think it was in the TV series, not
the film. Um, tight. Um, I think originally they copied it off a dress Marilyn
Monroe wore.”
“In?” said Ann, pen unashamedly poised over
the notepad.
“In? Oh! I’m sorry, Ann, I don’t know.”
She was, reflected Ann idly, really much
nicer spoken than either Rosie or Dot, wasn’t she? Well, both of them were of
course consciously rejecting the tripe Putrid St Agatha’s had tried to
brainwash them with, and who could blame them? But really, Molly would have
made quite an appropriate and, um—gracious, really—gracious helpmate for Euan Keel,
so it was a bit of a pity—
“Um—oh.
Never mind, I’ll ask her when she gets here! Hang on: when you say she was
gonna wear this thing, do ya mean the last you heard, or they’ve changed their
minds and decided to stuff her into something different?”
Molly had gone puce and was looking
agonised, what on earth was this all about? “I can’t tell you; I’m
sorry, Ann!” she gasped.
Couldn’t or wouldn’t? Ann’s bet woulda been
the latter. It would have been going too far to say her reportorial instincts
were now thoroughly aroused: that had been a double vodka and there had been a
really large helping of chips with that slab of salmon. But she was aware there
was definitely something up.
“Well, never mind,” she said mildly.
“What’s Rosie gonna wear?”
“Nothing! I mean, she isn’t— I mean, I told
them I wouldn’t—” She broke off, gulping.
Thoughtfully Ann ate that last
dried-up-looking chip. Mm, quite crisp and salty! “Okay, don’t bother to say
anything, if you don’t want to get yourself in the shit, but I’d translate that
as Rosie’s refused to come out for the flaming premiere—well, she is a rotten
traveller, I remember that now, it’s why she wouldn’t fly up to Big Rock Bay
from Brizzie, isn’t it?—and Double Dee have tried to bribe you into pretending
to be her but you’ve turned them down.”
Instead of refuting this brilliant
deduction Molly burst out: “Yes, and it’s absolutely dreadful, Ann! Now
they’ve got onto Georgia! And I’m sure I never even mentioned her—I mean, I
only spoke to Mr Dawlish a couple of times the whole time I was up there—and
Rosie and Dot wouldn’t’ve mentioned her, why should they? And anyway, last time
Rosie saw her she didn’t look all that like us!”
Ann Kitchener at this point barely refrained
from raising her eyebrows, pursing her lips and emitting a loud whistle. And as
it was, the eyebrows went up and the lips pursed silently before she could stop
them.
“Another cousin?” she murmured in what she
sincerely hoped was the tried-and-true, unobtrusive reporter’s murmur that was
just enough encouragement to prompt them to go on and not sufficient
interruption to stop the flow.
Ooh, goody, it was, ’cos she was going on:
“No—I mean, yes, she is Rosie’s and Dot’s cousin, of course. She’s my little
sister. And I don’t want to sound like Mum, but it’s true she was the size of a
house last time Rosie saw her! And I don’t know how Mr Dawlish could possibly
of got to hear of her!”
Well, there’d be one or two contenders.
Euan Keel struck Ann forcibly as a blabbermouth, no Rupy Maynardes need apply.
Added to which, Suck-Up was pretty much Mr Keel’s middle name, wasn’t it? So if
he thought Derry Dawlish would be pleased by some morsel he’d picked up from
poor Molly during their thing— Yeah.
“Have you got a picture of her?” she
murmured.
Nodding, Molly produced her wallet and
handed over a dog-eared pic, explaining that it was Georgia and Deanna when
they were both sixteen.
Deanna hadn’t changed, she’d been skinny
with her hair scraped back even then. The other girl was shorter, and yeah, the
mum, in the way of mums, was right, “the size of a house” put it well. Pretty
with it, though. Short fair curls—right.
“Her and Mandy Regan,”—Ann didn’t ask—“they
decided to lose weight together, you see, so they joined one of those clubs and
started going to the gym. Georgia lost a lot of weight, I can’t remember what
it was in kilos but Mum said it was about three stone, and she’s never put it
back.”
That would make her look like the three of
them—yep.
“Only who could’ve told them?” she
wailed.
“Uh—look, judging by Dawlish’s past form,
Molly, he’d be quite capable of getting a firm of private detectives onto
Rosie’s entire family,” said Ann kindly. And not untruthfully, except that she
was now convinced Dawlish wouldn’t’ve needed to.
“Um, yes. You’re right,” she said,
swallowing. “Georgia looks much more like Rosie facially than me, you see,
and—and she thinks it’s funny, Ann! I can’t make her see that she could
get into real trouble: I mean, they could be sued for—for misrepresentation or
something, couldn’t they? Dot warned me not to do it ’cos I could be sued for
megabucks. You know: by the TV networks, or them.”
Too right! Ann shuddered. “Good on her.”
“I did contact Rosie, I thought maybe she
could stop Double Dee, but… Well, um, I have to say it,” she said pinkening
discernibly, though she was pretty flushed already, “she’s really lost interest
in the film. She emails me quite often, and it’s usually about her sociology or
John and Baby Bunting, or what’s happening in the village.”
Huh? Oh, right, they lived in a village
somewhere on the south coast of England, didn’t they? “Yes,” she said smiling
at her. “I geddit. Can’t blame her, really! So you didn’t get any joy out of
her?”
“She only said there was nothing she could
do, but she’d phone Georgia if I thought it might help. And she did, only
Georgia won’t see it!”
Yeah, well, if she was only the same age as
Deanna Mall—uh, whatever the girl’s name was, now. And quite possibly as dim as
her, too.
“I shouldn’t have told you,” said Molly,
swallowing hard.
“Huh? Oh, Hell, that’s okay, Molly, I won’t
breathe a word! Jim’s only expecting blather about the frocks and who’s gonna
be who’s escort, so that’s what he’ll get!”
“Thanks,” she said gratefully. “Um, I don’t
suppose,” she said, licking her lips nervously, “that you could speak to
Georgia, could you, Ann?”
Wot, her? She was only a humble reporter of
other people’s glamorous and exciting— Oh, why the Hell not? It wouldn’t do any
good, of course: a girl of about twenty-one that was offered the chance to be
Lily Rose Rayne for a night in a model frock, laden with hired-for the-night
diamonds? Uh, was the girl even up here—weren’t they from Melbourne?
Molly was terrifically grateful. And yes,
Georgia was here, she’d come up to start a new job, she’d had enough of
Melbourne and Mum’s nagging and she was staying with her and Micky for a bit.
She then wistfully supposed that Ann wouldn’t be interested in seeing what she
did at work, would she?’
“Well, yeah, actually: I would, Molly. Um,
not if it’s all databases, though.”
“No, that was what Dot used to do. Daniel
and Peta are filling in for her.”
Phew! Happily Ann accompanied her back to work.
It was pretty much all computers, of
course. Very little human interest there. But Jerry Marshall was on deck, and
happily gave her an interview. He seemed to be doing really well—really
well. Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he? But the suit and tie alone were a
fair indicator, and all the workers seemed happy—she got a tour of the whole
place and everybody grinned at him and called him Jerry, so— Yeah. The only
question remaining being, what was May Marshall gonna spend it all on? ’Cos
she’d done as much to that house as was possible within the laws of
post-Newtonian physics. And Ann had already heard the full story of how she
loathed flying and hadn’t even made it to England for the birth of her first
grandchild—several times—so she obviously wasn’t gonna spend it on trips to
Venice or Japan like most of them did. Oh, well, perhaps they’d turn out to be
the only middle-aged couple in the whole of Oz to actually give some to their
kids when they needed it?
“What? Sorry, Jerry,” she croaked, turning
red. “Um, I was just wondering how Kenny and Miff are getting on?”
Very pleased, he told her. May had helped
them do the flat up. Miff had a job as receptionist at the hairdresser’s at
their Mall: it didn’t pay much but it gave her something to do and made her
feel she was contributing, and they were saving up for a house. He believed in
encouraging young people to stand on their own two feet, but—with a wink—after
they’d got the deposit together he’d weigh in with a lump sum.
“Uh—yeah! Well, good on ya,” said Ann somewhat
feebly.
“Might as well: May’d only chuck it away on
redoing the ensuites or more fucking Chinese rugs,” he said cheerfully.
Er—yeah. Ann smiled weakly, nodding. She
then let a little fellow in a zoot-suit press a disc of something into her palsied
hand—he could email it to her, he suggested, but that was N.B.G., she didn’t
have a business card on her and she couldn’t remember her email address—well,
heck, the things were full of abbreviations and stupid symbols you could never
find on your keyboard. Digital what? Oh: pics of some of their screens—only the
public ones! he added quickly, with a glance at his boss—and some digital
photos he’d taken of their offices, like, some of them were in their publicity
brochures! he explained proudly. Ann already had a folder of those, so she just
nodded meekly. Well, supposing that Jim wanted to decorate her human-interest
story on a successful Aussie online gambling firm with pics, there’d be plenty
of choice. Though oddly enough she had a feeling that he’d prefer to decorate
it, appropriately or not, with a pic of Jerry Marshall with his famous
daughter.
“Yeah, thanks, um—Daniel, isn’t it? Yeah, thanks,
Daniel, that’s great, all our stuff’s computerised these days. Well, I’ll see
you and Georgia later, Molly.”
Nodding fervently and thanking her
fervently, Molly showed her— Oops, let herself be overtaken in the
showing-the-visitor-out stakes by a middle-aged moo in a pale jade three-piece
trouser suit. One of the ones that had been the bane of Dot’s life, or she, Ann
Kitchener, was a Dutchman in his— Yeah.
She looked limply at smiling Georgia Leach.
Georgia Peach, more like. She was, actually, prettier than Rosie, though
very, very like her. Ann would have said that Rosie’s face was symmetrical
until laying eyes on Georgia. But the rosebud mouth was her to the life. And
those perfect little pearly teeth, yep. The eyes weren’t blue-grey like
Rosie’s, but the same grey-green as her sister’s—but gee, in these days of
tinted lenses— Added to which, once they’d slathered her in make-up, what was
gonna come over on your average fuzzy news snippet? Well, exactly: Lily Rose
Rayne at her premiere, what else?
“Georgia,” she said without hope, “you
could get in for real trouble if you agreed to this mad scheme. I mean, real
trouble. Legal trouble.”
“They can’t sue me, Ann, I haven’t got any
money!” she said happily.
Right. Ann had now gathered that she was
just twenty-two. She’d finished her B.A. at the end of last year, had a huge
row with the mum because she’d refused to go into teaching, and had used the
word-processing skills the kids all seemed to have these days to get a very
ordinary office job. Well, yeah, she’d done a Course, she had the official bit
of paper to prove that she’d— Never mind, she’d managed to get a job: good on
her. Then incensing the mum by chucking it in to come up here—right. Most of
what she’d saved during the last few months going on the fare—right again.
“Georgia, you could end in gaol,” said
Molly tearfully.
“Oh, pooh! Look, legally that’s probably
true, Molly, but look at me! The young Lily Rose, right?” she said with
an awful simper. “What horrible big TV network’s gonna want the bad publicity
of being responsible for this innocent face ending up behind bars?”
Ann thought of the paper’s Owners, and
winced. They’d put anything behind bars and never think twi—She took another
look at that face. Uh—the kid was probably right, actually: it’d be terrible
publicity for them: there’d probably be protests. Not Protests, no: popular
protests. The great morning chat-show audience-participated audience would
never let the chat-show hosts hear the last of it! And fortunately for Georgia
the local TV networks picked up in the evening, regular as clockwork, in fact
frequently at midday as well, what the chat-shows had had in the mornings.
“Um, she is right, you know,” she said
weakly to Molly. “I agree it’s completely stupid, and she may well be threatened
with prosecution, but I’d say gaol is highly unlikely.”
“See? And in any case Double Dee isn’t
gonna pretend I’m Rosie,” she said smugly. “I’m gonna have a contract to be her
double, see? And they aren’t gonna say ‘This is Lily Rose,’ or ‘Do you want an
interview with Lily Rose?’ or anything like that. All I’ve gotta do is get out
of the limo and let Derry Dawlish take me up the red carpet into the theatre.
He’s just gonna say: ‘No interviews, dears,’ and I’m not gonna say anything,
all I have to do is smile.”
“I believe that in law,” said Ann heavily,
“there’s a question of intent.”
“Yes, but they have to prove it,” retorted
Georgia Peach immediately.
Right. Ann gave up. The girl was, after
all, not her responsibility.
Georgia then rushed off, to return with a
positive portfolio of pics of the gear. It was an exclusive, really: Ann
supposed she oughta be thrilled. The dress was a genuine Fifties Dior design!
And see, the diamonds were gonna be lent for the occasion— Gee, Ann had been
right all along. Oh, diamonds and pearls, mixed, beg ya pardon. Right, she sure
wouldn’t look in the least like Nicole at her last premiere. (Or at any of her
premieres, or ever: not with those curves.)
“Nuh, uh, thanks, Georgia,” she croaked as the
portfolio was then warmly pressed into her palsied hand. “Um, but Jim might
wonder where they came fr—No, scrub that. Thanks, it’s a really great scoop.”
“She was in two minds about agreeing to do
it until cunning old Mr Dawlish sent those pictures. She’s really keen on clothes,”
explained Molly in a lack-lustre voice.
“So would you be, if you’d been three stone
overweight all through your teens!” she retorted swiftly. “See, Mum wasn’t
interested in me, otherwise she might of bothered to see I had a proper diet,”
she explained to Ann. “But by the time I was thirteen, Micky had come along and
she was totally absorbed in him. Like, bossing the pants off Molly and making
her go back and finish Year Twelve and never letting her do hardly a thing for her
own kid,” she elaborated redundantly. “Not that I minded: it sure took the
pressure off me!”
“Yes,” agreed Molly.
“Yeah. And I was an accident, anyway. Dad
wanted to use birth control but Mum was having one of her rabidly Catholic fits
and wouldn’t let him,” explained Georgia blithely.
Cringing, Ann managed to nod, though not to
smile.
And that was pretty much that. They pressed
her to stay for tea but Ann refused—she didn’t feel she could take any more of
it, quite frankly.
Next day Tony asked her kindly how it had
gone but after a certain amount of guilty goggling Ann realised he hadn’t
meant—uh, no. “The lunch with Molly?” she said feebly. “Pretty good. She was in
a nice suit but she hasn’t really changed. Um, well, actually she was able to
let me have, um, some, um, copies of the pics of Lily Rose’s dress. Not on her,
on a model.”
“No problem!” He leapt on the portfolio, so
excited that he didn’t think to ask what the fuck Lily Rose’s obscure cousin
that hadn’t even done stand-in for her was doing with a whole set of
full-colour pics of the gear for the premiere, and explained eagerly how with
the power of Whatever at his fingertips, the program had some very unlikely
name which Ann was refusing grimly to retain, he could put Lily Rose’s face— Yeah,
yeah. Just a pity he couldn’t do it with the video clip of the actual premiere,
’cos then, she, Ann (Muggins) Kitchener, wouldn’t’ve had to go through—
“Eh? Oh, um, yeah, ace, Tony. Hey, maybe
you could do something with these, too,” she recalled, fishing in her purse for
the disc little Zoot-Suit had given her. “I did a bit of an interview with Jerry
Marshall while I was—”
“Ooh, pics of Lily Rose?”
“No. ’Specially not of her in
bathers.”—Tony just grinned.—“No, uh,”—she lowered her voice even though Speedy
Gonzales was not as of this instant in the office—“while I was at it I thought
I might work up a little story about successful Aussie online gambling firms.
Well, one. Local interest: Sydney, see?”
“Good one!” he approved cheerfully, seizing
the disc.
Yeah. Something like that. Ann watched
dully as he rushed off to his desk and his blessed program with his booty. Oh,
to be that simple-minded. Not to say, one-track minded.
The phone rang just as Ann was about to
desert her desk in search of a shot of caffeine. Barely nine-thirty ack
emma—right.
After a certain amount of dazed
incomprehension she realised that the composed soprano that was telling her it
was Deanna Springer, Dot Mallory’s sister, was—
“Oh! Deanna! Hi, how are you? And
congratulations, if it’s not too late for that.”
Evidently it wasn’t, and Deanna thanked her
very nicely and asked nicely if she, Ann, would like to come to lunch and spend
the day with them on Saturday? She and Bob were now out at old Uncle Martin’s
place—wot?—but that was all right, they’d be in town, they had to collect some
stuff and they’d be staying overnight at Dot’s place, and she could come with
them or follow them, if she wanted to drive her own car, she allowed.
Ann wasn’t sure why her but she accepted
gratefully anyway: heck, what else did she have to do? She spelled out that she
did know where Dot’s flat was, yes, and finally managed to hang up, though not
without being told exactly what to wear. Oh, well, most hostesses didn’t
bother: it made a change from floundering around and then choosing the wrong
gear entirely.
Er, there was the thought that ruddy
Georgia might also be invited. After all, they were cousins and she was Deanna’s
age— At this point Ann very nearly remembered a previous engagement. Anything
would do. Going to the footy with Tony and his equipment would do! Having to
write the footy column because Pete Andrews was off sick— Anything!
… This was it. Block of stepped brick
townhouses. The garden, what there was of it for the ruddy brick pavers—didn’t
they heat the place up like an oven all summer?—was looking dead and mournful,
but after all Dot had been away for getting on for six months. Ann rang the
bell, wishing for the Nth time that she’d had the guts to ring Deanna back and
ask if young Georgia would be there, hopefully not having to explain how she
knew—
“Shit!” she gasped, as the door opened.
“Flattering,” replied Bernie weakly.
Ann had gone as red as a tomato. “What are you
doing here?” she gasped.
“Immediately, waiting for a lift up to
Potters Inlet to spend the day with Deanna and Bob Springer, the same as you.”
“You might at least have let me know you
were coming,” she said numbly.
“It
was a last-minute decision. I meant to ring you last night, but I shut my eyes
for forty winks and the jet-lag took over.”
“Um, yeah. Are you staying here, then?”
“No,” replied Bernie with a little smile.
“I’m in a nice motel just a few blocks away. I took Dot’s advice and didn’t
chuck my money away on a downtown hotel.”
“Um, yeah.”
“Come in. Bob and Deanna have just popped
round to her parents’ place to collect something.”
Limply she followed him into the
sitting-room.
“Avoid the recliner chair unless you want
to put your feet up, its footrest won’t go down,” said Bernie kindly.
“Yeah.” Numbly Ann sat down on the sofa.
Bernie took a battered easy-chair at
right-angles to it, smiling a little. “Sorry it’s a norful shock, Ann.”
“No, I— Well, it is, rather,” said Ann,
going red as a tomato all over again.
“Mm. I don’t know if you know about it, but
this place that Deanna and her husband own at Potters Inlet is being turned
into a B&B.”
“Um, yeah, she did mention that, in amongst
the— Um, yeah.”
“Dot showed me the snaps she sent over,” he
said with a smile.
“Um, yeah. Did she?”
“Yes. And it suddenly struck me—call it
mid-life crisis if you like,” said Bernie cheerfully, “that my future need not
be limited to churning out arty dreck for Derry Dawlish.”
After a moment Ann managed to say: “Bernie,
just because you didn’t like the idea of doing that thing with Bermuda and
Iceland—”
“No, I didn’t; in fact I absolutely hated it:
both places were very beautiful in themselves and I found I had no impulse
whatsoever to render them on the silver screen. I was immensely relieved when
Derry decided against the idea; so relieved that I didn’t ask myself what,
exactly, I was relieved about. It wasn’t until I was looking at smudgy
Polaroids of dark Australian bush that it dawned: never mind the aesthetic cringe,
I was just simply bloody relieved at not having to start work on another film.”
“Yeah, um, but it’s what you do,” said Ann
numbly.
“It’s what I have done for the last umpteen
years, yes. Back in the bye and bye, around the time I chucked in that Oxford
degree,” said Bernie with a twinkle in his eye, “and went to art school, I had
ambitions to be a painter.”
Ann gulped. “Bernie, it is middle-aged
spread!” she said urgently.
“Mm,” he murmured.
The echo of Ann’s own voice came to back her.
“Uh—no. Mid-life crisis.”
“Well, yes, but isn’t that God’s warning
that your organism can’t stand another moment of whatever it is you’ve been
doing and you’d better change your ways bloody quick if you don’t want it to
start deteriorat— What it is?” he said quickly as Ann went a sickly yellow
colour.
“Are you sick?” she croaked.
“No! Good God, no: I’m as fit as a flea— No,
truly, Ann! That’s why I want to make a change now; while I’m still fit enough
to take it on, you see.”
“Yes. But what, exactly?” she croaked.
“Running the crafts shop down the road from
Bob and Deanna’s B&B!” he said cheerfully.
“Oh. So there is one?” said Ann feebly.
“No!” he said with a laugh. “We’re going to
build one: work up a little arts centre, see? Long weekends with a bit of
coaching in fabric art from Deanna, and in painting and sketching from me!”
Ann’s jaw had sagged.
“Dot assures me that Sydney is full of the
affluent middle-aged middle classes who just lap up that sort of thing.”
“Well, yeah, I gotta admit that’s right.
All those TV shows like The Great Outdoors and so forth, they’re always
showing that sort of place… And if Dot thinks so, too… I suppose you could run
week-long courses, too,” said Ann numbly.
“Exactly!” he said gaily.
Ann just looked at him numbly. After a bit
she managed to croak: “But how well do you know Bob and Deanna?”
“I’d met Deanna briefly before, but not
Bob. That’s what this weekend’s about. If we discover we can’t stand each other
I’ll look round for another place.”
“Um, yeah. Will you? Um, I only met him at
Miff and Kenny’s wedding, but I thought he seemed a very nice joker. I can’t
imagine that you won’t get on.”
“Good! That’s what Dot said!”
“Good.”
Bernie looked at her with a little smile.
“So, do you think it could work?”
Ann licked her lips. “Only if you really,
really commit to it.”
“I’m
prepared to do that,” he said calmly.
“Are you? Um, good.” She swallowed. “What
about that flat of yours in London?”
“I’ve put it on the market,” he said
calmly.
“Al—already?” she croaked.
“Yes. Well, it wasn’t difficult, the local
land-agent’s office is just around the corner and in fact his sister lives
downstairs.” He looked at her numbed expression. “Uh—I think possibly you may
have certain misconceptions about London, Ann: I know Dot did before she came
over. It’s not all grimy high-rises, very far from it, it’s more like a whole
lot of small villages just run together.”
“Um, yeah. Is it? Yeah. I see, so you didn’t
have to go into the city and make an appointment or—No. Right.”
“He thinks it should go within the week,”
said Bernie placidly.
Within the week? Ann just looked at
him numbly.
“I know it’s a shock, but I hope you’ll be
pleased once you’ve got over it.”
“Yes. What about your stuff?” she croaked.
Bernie perceived that she was, indeed, in
shock. He got up and came to sit by her on the sofa, taking her hand gently. “I
loathe every stick of furniture I’ve put in the place, so I’ll sell that—in
fact George, the agent, is arranging that for me: so there’ll just be the bits
and bobs of ornaments and a few nice pieces of pottery and my little collection
of paintings that I picked up on my travels. Nothing good, just things I
liked—naïve art, mostly.”
“Um, yeah. And your paints and brushes and
stuff, I s’pose,” she croaked.
“No, I brought them with me!” he said gaily.
“And my crayons!”
A
tear trickled down Ann’s cheek. “You—you really…”
“Yes,” said Bernie, raising her hand to his
lips and kissing it softly. “I really. And I’m very sorry I didn’t warn you.”
“Mm. –Blast!” she muttered, scrubbing at
her cheeks with her free hand.
Bernie released her and gave her his
handkerchief.
“Thanks,”
she said, mopping her cheeks. “It’ll all be very Australian, Bernie,” she
warned shakily. “And the summers’ll be very hot. I know the Springers’ place is
just above the water, but that won’t make any difference when the temperature’s
hit thirty-eight for three days on end.”
“Thirty-eight?” he echoed limply.
Ann blew her nose hard. “That’s a hundred
in the old measurements.”
“Yes. Well, we’d better have air
conditioning,” he said briskly.
She swallowed. “Yeah. Um, we?”
It was Bernie’s turn to swallow. “Sorry.
Freudian slip. Um, well, I don’t want to rush you into it, but I’d like it very
much if you’d come and live with me, Ann, and help run the shop.”
“What about in the winter?”
“Roaring log fires, or I gather that’s the
idea!”
“Um, yeah. But there won’t be so much
casual custom from passing tourists.”
“No. Oh, I see: you won’t have anything to
do. No, um… I don’t know,” he said lamely. “God knows I don’t want you to be
bored.”
“No…” said Ann in a vague voice. “We could
have chooks, I’ve always wanted… Hey, what about ducks?”
“Er—yes, certainly. Any kind of poultry you
want. And a garden, if you’d like that.”
“My pot-plants all died…” said Ann in a
vague voice. “Hey, we could ask Aunty Rae, she’s shit-hot on gardening, and she
lives up that way! Well, further out, but you pass the turn-off to Potters
Inlet!”
“Yes,” said Bernie shakily “So—so you will
think about it?”
“Um, yeah!” she gulped, recalled to
herself. “Um, ’course I will.”
She didn’t sound very sure about it. Bernie
looked at her dubiously. “Don’t let me talk you into anything, Ann. I know
you’ve got a fulfilling career and a life here in the city—”
“Eh?”
Reddening, he repeated: “You’ve got a
fulfilling career and a life here—”
“You’ve gotta be joking, mate! Know what I
was gonna do today if Deanna hadn’t of rung me?”
“No, what?” he said limply.
“Sleep in, wash a pile of undies by hand
’cos it isn’t my washing day—we’ve got shared facilities at the flats and boy,
I can tell you it palls having to do your washing at eight o’clock on Wednesday
night or not at all—and, in the unlikely event I was feeling energetic, nag
myself into going to the supermarket and buying something to fill that void in
my fridge. Period.”
“Y— I— Period?” he echoed weakly.
“Yeah, the sleeping-in would of taken up a
good part of the day. And at that I’d probably have put off the undie washing
until tomorrow.”
He swallowed hard. “I see. But I—I suppose
I really meant your career, Ann.”
“Bernie, have you actually read The Sydney
Morning Star?” replied Ann forcefully.
“Er—well—”
“Mate, it’s not a career, it’s a job! And
one, may I add, that ruddy Speedy Gonzales is aching to move up to!”
“Y— Um, I see. So—so you do fancy the idea
of moving to Potter’s Inlet?”
Fancy it? The idiot! It only sounded
like Paradise on earth! Ann opened her mouth. She managed to croak: “Idiot.”
And then she burst into snorting sobs.
“I see,” said Bernie shakily. “Don’t,
Ann—don’t, darling,” he said, hugging her very tight.
Ann sobbed something incoherent into his
shoulder.
“Yes,” said Bernie on a grim note. “I
missed you like Hell, too. I couldn’t for the life of me think how to—to
arrange something that’d give us both a life that wouldn’t end up with one of
us bored to tears— What?”
“I said,” said Ann, sniffing juicily but
smiling: “shut up and kiss me, ya silly bugger!”
So Bernie did that.
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